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Old Apr 04, 2007, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #81
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*Eats tacos*
*laughs as Evenstar gets kicked in the shin*
*watches Evenstar limp around in circles*
*makes Sushi*
*Sets sushi on fire*
*eats burning sushi*
*washes down fire with gasoline*
*jumps in hot tub filled with kerosene*
*drops match*
*enjoys fiery hot tub*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 04, 2007, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #82
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*steals another beer*
*snags a steak and taco*
*sits in the corner and eats steak and taco*
*drinks beer*
*tosses Evenstar a beer*
"Convert to the dark side Evenstar "
*ties a block of C4 to the end of a rope*
*swings C4 on rope around and smacks Silent in the face*
*watches Silent and his hot tub explode*
*adds bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #83
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*starts a bill to support Prohibition*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #84
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*uses Spectral Agony on Knido*

*Uses Palm Strike on Knido to knock him out*

*Steals the Bill*

*Burns the Bill on Pwns head*

*Sips Dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 09:06 AM // 09:06   #85
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"I'm using Arcane Larceny on Extra Bacon!"
"I'm using Signet of Illusions!"
"I'm using Mending on Sophitia Leafblade!"

"There you go lil' fella...that'll keep you safe"

*points at bacon*
*laughs at bacon*

*sips Irn Bru*






*hic*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #86
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"Uses Protective Spirit on Celest"

"Uses Healing Hands on Celest"

*Uses Healing Seed on Celest"

*Runs out of energy*

Yey now ur invincible too!

*sips dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:04 AM // 10:04   #87
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*walks into the bar*
*yawns*
*sips irn bru*
*yawns again*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #88
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*continuously Prods Evenstar to make sure she doesnt fall asleep*

*sips dwarven ale between prods*

*recasts enchants on Celest*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:19 AM // 10:19   #89
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*falls asleep*ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.....
*wakes up* ah ah what?where?
*drinks coffee*
*falls asleep again*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #90
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*Prods Evenstar a little harder to keep her awake*

*tangles one of Bacons Ectos infront of Evenstar on a piece of string*

*Sips Dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #91
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*becomes hypnotized by the ecto*
*stares at ecto*
MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 11:09 AM // 11:09   #92
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*smashes through the front door*
*bitchslaps sophitia*
that's my precious, thank you very much.
*grabs ecto*
*eats ecto*
mmmmmmmm yummy!
*grabs a bottle of beer*
*washes down ecto with beer*
*smashes empty beer bottle on pwnd's head*
*laughs at pwnd*


*feels the power of the ecto beginning to surge in my belly*


BUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpp!!

'scuse me.

*exits bar*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 11:09 AM // 11:09   #93
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*places another stolen Ecto on Extra Bacon next to a big sign saying "Spank me for free Ectos"*

*traps Extra bacon next to the sign*

*sips dwarven ale*

*makes sure Extra Bacon is chained down firmly so he cant escape Evenstar*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 11:12 AM // 11:12   #94
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*grabs a big hammer*
*hits bacon with it*
*takes the ecto away*
*sits on a free chair and takes shoes off*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 11:14 AM // 11:14   #95
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bondage party?
awesome!
*gets comfy and waits for more spanks*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 11:16 AM // 11:16   #96
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*sighs*
*hits bacon again*
bondage?wtf?
*drinks irn bru*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 01:47 PM // 13:47   #97
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*lighs Bacons beer on fire*
*looks around*
*sees swampy is gone*
*sits down and relaxes*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #98
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You think so?

*sneaks up behind pwnd and tips over the chair*
*produces feather of EXTREME tickleness*
*tickles pwnd till he's blue in the face and can't breathe*
*lurks back to the shadows after stealing some bacon*

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Old Apr 05, 2007, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #99
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*laughs and points at pwnd choking*

*sips dwarven ale*
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Old Apr 05, 2007, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #100
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*wakes up*

"What did I miss?"

*sips Irn Bru*





*hic*

*slumps in the corner and falls back asleep*
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